Goin' Postal

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Notes

When we close our window to go do something else we have to tape a slip of paper explaining exactly what we are doing and where we are unless we want every student ever to yell at us always. Our newest batch of slips was made by none other than M. Here are the good three:

  • “BRB SNAX” with a drawing of a slice of pizza
  • “BRB MAIL PICKUP” with a drawing of our mail cart and it also says “TOO MANY PACKAGES!”
  • “BRB WHATEVER IT IS WE’RE DOING… WE GUARANTEE YOU WE’D RATHER BE EATING CUPCAKES (SERIOUSLY GUYS)”

Those are good for obvious reasons and because someone offered to make us cupcakes and I think she is actually going to. There is one bad one. It is the going to the bathroom sign. It says “BRB - SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW.” And that’s all fine except that it has a drawing of M and I on it - M has way too many pearls on in this illustration - and she is saying:

“Hey! I gotta go pee out these five cups of coffee!”

And I am saying:

“Gross… TMI!”

This sign is bad because I would never say that. When I made a batch of signs one of them said “BRB - PEEING OR POOPING.”

- N