Goin' Postal

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Mailroom Burn

(A girl comes up with her two friends.)
Girl:
"I think I have a package..."
Me:
"Do you have a slip?"
Girl:
"Yeah, but not with me. Can you just give me my package?"
Me:
"Uh..." (No.)
Girl:
"It's my bike."
Me:
"Oh, you're the <i>bike girl</i>."
(Her friends laugh. I begin searching for the place for her to sign.)
Girl:
"Is it big...?"
Me:
"Well, I'd say it's probably about the size of your bike."
(Her friends go "oooh!" and laugh at her.)
- N
  1. vizwrtsic reblogged this from goinpostal and added:
    My boyfrann is a smart ass.
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