“she was a beavers fan, but then she married a duck, so now she’s just not watching football games”

the civil war game is happening. this is when the university of oregon (ducks) play oregon state (beavers). everybody in ashland gets their panties in a wad about this junk which is silly because hello?! we don’t go to either of these schools so why care?

god damn am i sick of fucking football.