perhaps i haven’t written anything because i don’t have time because i’m too damn busy dealing with mountains of packages. often i wonder, how are there this many packages. how do these kids do this? they can’t be doing that much internet shopping” (unless they love woot.com).

i just gave a package to a girl who has adopted a lady named gerda as her grandmother, and dear old gerda just sends this girl packages of homemade goodies randomly.

i need to find me an adopted grandma, because my real one is totally not doing this!

-M