The service window that we pull up when we’re open is broken. I have no idea how it happened but it did. So I made a sign that says “WE’RE HERE! :) BUT OUR WINDOW IS BROKEN! :( If you need service, please come around to the door by the ladies’ room.”

However, the only people that are staying here right now are big jocky football players. I don’t mean to stereotype, but none of them know how to read that sign. Instead, they come in and yell, essentially: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE CLOSED WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OPEN ROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR FUCK!!!

Eventually, one of their buddies will tap them on the shoulder or whatever and say, “Dude, read the sign!” They will then read the sign - slowly - out loud and come around to the door by the ladies’ room, smiling and pretending that either a) they didn’t just get through raging, or b) at the very least, that I didn’t hear them.

- N